Rell Julian

Rell “Le Pew” Julian is a French-Canadian explosives expert with a taste for booze and womanizing. Rell did poorly in school but showed a natural aptitude for blowing things up. Rell was chosen for Central unit by General Sarrano. Rell has been docked as many paychecks as he’s earned while under the command of the General.

If you’re “in the shit”, Rell is the guy you want on your side. He operates a large grenade launcher and is a whiz with explosive traps. He’s fearless, the first guy shooting every time — sometimes when he shouldn’t. Post Dead Echo, Rell and Grayson Hunt have a close friendship born from a mutual love of being intoxicated. They are stereotypical skirt chasing, fighting, filthy, drinking buddies.

During the attack on their crashed ship there is an explosion. A cinematic occurs where Rell is being shot in the back by some Skulls as they laugh and taunt him. Ishi starts to drag Hunt away as the Skulls turn their attention to them. Just before they fire, Rell, nearly dead, grabs an explosive barrel and tells Gray to shoot him. The explosion saves the pair and the ship collapses and explodes, killing Rell and the Skulls.

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Quotes

• "You're like my own personal rabbit's foot, boss. Rainbows, puppies, and lucky fuckn' clovers spew form your ass!"
• "Hey man, if that's gun power, we need it. So pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on!"
• "Skippy Granola's groovy dreamcatcher is pickin' up some bummer vibes."
• "Hey man! What the fuck? That was a giant group decision you just made for us!"
• "WHOO! You guys shootin'? I can't tell."
• "WHOO! Things're gettin' fun! C'mon, Gray, you're lettin' me do all the killin'!"
• "Hey! Get up! Get your ass up, boss! C'mon! We got bad times, man!"
• "Ishi is dyin' man! He's all fucked up!"
• "This is a terrible way to spend a afternoon!"
• "Ah, right, thanks! I'm just a waterhead I forgot why I done marched out here!"
• "Let's see some fight you savage cocksuckers!"
• "You picked a real peach of a world to crash on boss."
• "Psychopath smoothie!"
• "Don't delegete important things to the intoxicated."
• Rell: "Fuck. Is it just any old thing you touch crumbles into dog shit?" Grayson: "Your mom survived...barely." Rell: "Guess I know how the ol' gal got that limp."
• "Whee! Your new fancy gravity boots make assasination time fun doc!"
• "Third bounty hunter this week. Sarrano's strokin' one hell of a murder boner, man."
• Ishi: "One should take no joy in killing. We are soldiers, not assassins." Rell: "So, what you just maybe need a like a softer title, Ishi? Is that it? How about uh.. 'disagreeable persons disposal unit?" Ishi: "You're pushing me, Rell." Rell: "Nah. But if I was gonna this'd be the place to do it."
• "Oh why don't we call downstairs, let'em know we're on our way? Send 'em our itinerary?"
• "Sarrano's strokn' one hell of a murder boner man!"